Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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