Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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