i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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