Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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