so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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