so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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