This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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