girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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