Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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