So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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