i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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