Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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