I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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