Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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