And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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