I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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