my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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