There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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