DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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