I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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