I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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