You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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