Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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