ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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