Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
