Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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