I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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