Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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