physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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