But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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