the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
it's not cheating when I paid for it
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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