I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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