I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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