I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
