ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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