i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
