Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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