i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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