All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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