dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Boobs speak an international language.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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