I hope mine doesn't look like that
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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