Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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