People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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