i would punch a child for taco bell
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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