if you like me you must not know who I am
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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