I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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