You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
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