this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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