Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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