Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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