it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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