whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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