Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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